When and how will you die?

Since I am bored as hell, I just decided to answer these stupid quizzes from Facebook. I should be playing PetSociety but it seems like it'll take me forever until I could enter their world. Jaja took this "When Will You Die" quiz. Being gayagaya, I took the quiz as well. And guess what?

I have 66 more years to do what I want to do. Like to bunjee jump (whatever the spelling is), to be able to hold a body organ (bare hands!!), to earn millions of moolah, to fly a plane, kick someone's ____ (they say it feels so good), and to find my long lost prince. How cheesy did I sound with the last part? I know, ew.

Taking the quiz made me wonder how will I die? Better yet, how do I want to die?

As you all know, I'm a masochist. I gain pleasure from getting hurt. For that matter, I can say I am more of a martyr. BUT despite the fact that I enjoy pain, I still want my death to be easy. Something that I won't suffer for. It's like "patay kung patay". We have a history of heart attack, diabetes, and cancer. I wonder, will I die because of these diseases? If I could ask one wish from God, it's to skip the torture part - I can tolerate it no more. Therefore, my ideal death would be being shot by a gun on my heart (Wow, ang emo). My heart have suffered enough, I believe it'll be able to bear physical pain as well (Ang emo ulit). Kidding aside, that's what I really want. As in pag nabaril, patay talaga. So I won't be able to feel the pain anymore. What's the point of making my last days on earth a living hell if in the end, I'll go to heaven? I think I made sense.

For my burial, I'm thinking between the normal rites or the cremation type. Still haven't made my decision. At least there's a topic for my next blog. Bye! :)